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Copyright: : an intentional soap opera. the characters are entirely fictional, the rp fictional, everything including cherry's breasts......fictional
~~In script fashion, This fanfiction is based on a role playing chatroom. It has been entirely copied and pasted from the room with slight moderations. It has been edited to try and make it more readable as a story..~~
brought to you by: I dont know why I waste soo much time INC.
A Chat Room Soap Opera
(very confusing and hard to follow at that)
summarized by Arwen Evenstar
The setting: An ordinary everyday chatroom where fans gather to discuss their favorite topic: Lord of the rings. Little did they know that a very random soap opera was about to unfold, due to the boredom of the hosts, and lack of entertainment. And the role play had been decided by one Cirin-Tindomiel: A chat room soap opera also able to be called " As the Middle Earth Turns"
The overly dramatic characters:
Cirin Tindomiel - Angst hopeless romantic, drama heroine.
Joe_the_High_Elven - Single male/ object of everyones affection/ pimp
Cherry - The loose whore. The evil, man stealing, big breasted, been around the block character, who every girl hates and every man loves.
Arwen Evenstar - The bratty rich girl, who always ends up with sloppy seconds, due to cherry.
Melian - The narrator, who before narrating decides to be the prop lamp who someone throws in sheer anger at someone else. Perhaps being the most crucial character being not an actual character at all.
Sam Gamgee - A random hobbit who feels lost and cannot stick with a character in the soap. Juggles between being props until finding true place.
Deloriel Silverleaf - Cirins shopping elf buddy. She later becomes a therapist writing everything down on a mysterious log. Her ability to subscribe drugs does not however explain why we all seem to be on prozac.
**As our story begins, Joe sits in the corner of the room, holding a glass of brandy in one hand, and a big hat with a feather in it. Upon his pinky sits a large gold ring with the letter V set in the center. The character Cirin stands staring down at Joe as he lazily swirls the contents of his drink. Cirin stands dramatically with her hands on her hips in a long overly tight red dress, and dark crimson lipstick is set upon her lips. Tighly tendrilled curly hair hangs carelessly about her shoulders. The drama begins.::::::
CirinTindomiel : Joe...dont ya love me anymore? -looks up with puppy dog eyes that seem to beg something of him- please....tell you me love me again Joe !
{{Joe looks a bit confused not remembering if she was from Monday or Tuesday.}}
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : er... I love you?
CirinTindomiel : but do you ...mean it....Joe ?
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : sure
{{Arwen, who was conveniently sitting a few feet away overhears this and quickly jumps to her feet in shock. She glares at Joe revealing her penetrating overly dramatic violet eyes. She wears a long flowing white gown displaying a certain glimmer that some say it says "Look at me, I have money!". She steps forward interrupting}}
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : JOE! HOW COULD YOU!
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : you told me you loved me!!!!!
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : and now you love*points an accusing finger*......her?!?!?
{{Cherry, Arwens evil sister, who was standing seemingly unnoticed in a dark corner, steps forward in an interrupting fashion. The evening gown she wears is short and tight, the color the same as her skin, which makes it seem all the more sluttier, and the bust is cut ridiculously low, making her breasts protrude more than would be able to remain PG rated. When she speaks she holds herself high.literally}}
Chèrry : But! Joe! You told me!
Chèrry : Yout old me those very utterly words! You used me!
Chèrry dramatcially and flips her hair
CirinTindomiel looks evily at her
CirinTindomiel : I think ur mistaken. hes MINE
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® throws a glass of water in joe's face
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : -being pimp like- but I love you all
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : you said i was the only one!
CirinTindomiel : Dont listen to them Joe -draws his face closer- you know you love me
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® grabs cirin by the hair
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : get off of him you hoochie mama!
CirinTindomiel screams...smacks her
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® gets slapped
CirinTindomiel : Get off me you piece of trash !
Chèrry : You know you want me
CirinTindomiel pushes Cherry away, "Get away from my man!"
Chèrry licks her lips, "He wants me!"
Joe_Thê_High_Elven kisses Arwen back at the moment she kisses him
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® takes the oppourtunity while cirin and cherry fight, to run over to joe and kiss him pationately
Chèrry tackles Arwen
CirinTindomiel runs over to her and pulls her hair and rips a bit out. CirinTindomiel clings to Joe...."save me !"
Joe_Thê_High_Elven wraps his arms around all three of them; 'can't you just share? there is plenty of me to go around'
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® laughs with malice
CirinTindomiel slaps Joe...looks at him with tears in her eyes, "I thought you loved me"
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : no woman...he loves me
CirinTindomiel : well you can have him
Chèrry : Joe, I don't give a darn really
Nekio_maiden_of_Lorien watches amused
CirinTindomiel gives Joe a pitiful looks...then runs off crying
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : Arwen... Cirin... Cherry... I love only one of you truly
Chèrry : But now your mine!
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : Joe Joe Joe. sure you only love one of us truly, but who is the princess of rivendell. thats right! me
Chèrry kisses Joe, reaching for his tonsils
Joe_Thê_High_Elven breaks away
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : gee cherry. did you get a good taste of his stomach?
Chèrry : Now, on to the next Job
Chèrry makes an "open for business sign"
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : sorry, but my love is with;...
CirinTindomiel stands with her back to all of them crying
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : umm...I love Arwen out of all three of you, sorry ... but Cherry can still be my whore, and Cirin, you can still be my snuggle buddy
CirinTindomiel turns back to look at him...disgust and hate in her eyes
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : wait a second......i win? i wasnt expecting that AT ALL
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : nope, because I changed my mind - I love Cirin now
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : oh ok thats what i expected
Chèrry Gawks
CirinTindomiel ...her eyes soften a bit
Chèrry : So you Pick BOTH of THEM but not ME! both of THEM even! bUT OH NO, nOT chERRY!SHE'S JUST THE 5 MINUTE QUICKY
CirinTindomiel : Joe....why did you lie to them ? if you really do love me ?
Chèrry : YOU CAN CHERRY ANYTIME, RIGHT?
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : Hey cherry. Im bored. lets go shopping
Chèrry : Yeah Arwen, I need some more slutty shirts
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : because, I needed to make it more dramatic when I told you that I loved you
CirinTindomiel : but I dont know if I believe you now...prove to me ....that you love me....if you really do
Chèrry goes up to joe and takes a knife out slowly, pressing it to his neck
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® taps cherry on the shoulder, "Cherry, shopping remember?"
Chèrry : Come on! Oh yes, I'll kill Joe latter
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® takes cherry by the hand and walks towards the "Gap" of Rohan
Joe_Thê_High_Elven now that he has no more dagger to his neck he walks up to Cirin and kisses her hard on the lips
{{Joe and Cirin proceed with the mushy love scene with the corny music why Arwen and Cherry shop for the sluttiest outfits this side of the misty mountains}}
Cherry provocatively holds up a skirt to her behind, "Does this make my butt look big?"
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : yes, buy it
Chèrry : Oh good
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : what about this. are my boobs popping out of it?
Chèrry : Yes.... Perfect for the Grand opening of Mom's Whore house
8 ¤Melian¤ the future narrator of the soap opera enters slowly and mischievously
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® cherry you should get this *holds up a see through dress*
Chèrry : Perfect!
Nekio_maiden_of_Lorien : oh.my.god! (janice syle from friends))
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : yeah!
Chèrry begins to shop at Abercrombie and Lorien
CirinTindomiel looks into his eyes...happiness shining
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : is this what you wanted? is it enough proof?
CirinTindomiel : it helped...but I want more....I ask of something else from you
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : what ever you want
CirinTindomiel : make me your bride
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : I've been waiting for this moment for my whole life!
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : kneels down on a knee, and pulls out a ring ' Cirin, will you marry me?'
CirinTindomiel gasps...tears coming to her eyes
CirinTindomiel tries to speak
8 _Sam_Gamgee1 enters looking hobbitish
CirinTindomiel : ....yes !!! yes !! I will marrying you!!
Joe_Thê_High_Elven cries happily
CirinTindomiel clings to him
Chèrry : Its get hot in here...
Chèrry : ..so take off alll your clothes..
CirinTindomiel : I just love you so much Joe...you will never know
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : I know, and I have the same feelings for you
¤Melian¤ sits in a INFLATIBLE CHAIR with CHOCOLATE POPCORN!!!
8 ¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ enters being her usual elfy self
_Sam_Gamgee1 is the anoying person thats in the way!
CirinTindomiel : wanna go shopping Del ?!
CirinTindomiel : my treat !...common Del...I am gonna get a new dress
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : for what? .....ok....
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ goes along with cirin for the heck of it
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : can we go home now?
¤Melian¤ : plot summery: Arwen is mad at everyone so the writters decided to kill two chicken or rosters or maybe hens with one rock (maybe a rock of gold) because I am going to another soap anyway.
_Sam_Gamgee1 : im a cup of water
CirinTindomiel tries on another one...in red this time...looks in the mirror
CirinTindomiel : you gonna try something on Del ?
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : naw, i'm fine with what i got
CirinTindomiel : sure ? alright
Chèrry : Riny, I'm sorry My whorely ways are such a disapointment to you, i know you never imagined i would become your evil twin sister and try to steal your fiance, but thigns have changed
{{Melian resolves that she will become the ultimate piece of the puzzle. The narrator. She has found her true self, and proceeds to comment on everyones actions from this point forward. She has been officially labeled as clinically insane. After a while everyone stops listening to her rambling}}
¤Melian¤ : Cherry is a big-breated brat!
Chèrry : Riny, can't you take the fact that the only way me and Arwen can make a living is by selling ourselves? Can't you accept us like that?
¤Melian¤ : CANT YOU ACCEPT THEM?!?!?!?
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : yes
¤Melian¤ : she says yes...*dramitic music*
CirinTindomiel goes to the counter and buys her dress
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ tags along behind cirin
¤Melian¤ : CHERRY BUYS A SLUTTY LEAPORD PRINT TRANSPARENT DRESS!
Chèrry : rember RIny, i had that car accident two years ago, so I can't rememebr what i did then
¤Melian¤ : SHE CANT REMEMBER!
8Earl_of_Valinor walks in not realizing what he is getting himself into
Chèrry : Earl..remember me?! Rememeber that night we had?
CirinTindomiel walks out of the store and goes back home taking Del with her....going to have a girly little slumber party
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ gets dragged home with cirin
Chèrry : It was so wonderful...Earl you got to have rememebreD?!
¤Melian¤ : EARL ENTERS WEARING A TELEPHONE AND A BEEPER...HE WORKED AT WALMART UNTIL HE KILLED HIS BOSS, AND HE RECENTLY ESCAPED FROM REHAB!
{{ Cirin and Deloriel return home and walk through the door. Cirin sees Joe being his pimp self, and making out with Nekio maiden of Lorien. Cirin dramatically flips her hair as a single tear streams down her face, and in shock, she drops her smoothie as it splatters all over the floor. Deloriel looks amused with the current drama that unfolds. Joe looks up innocently as if nothing ever happened while lipstick marks appear all over his face .and ..other places..yeah.-cough-}}
CirinTindomiel walks in the door and finds Joe in the arms of....of.... Nekio
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : hey cirin..joe's wit another woman
¤Melian¤ : WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!
CirinTindomiel begins crying, "I can see that Del"
Joe_Thê_High_Elven looks around trying to seem innocent, "What?"
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ frolics on in, grabbing cirin by the hand and dragging her in
¤Melian¤ : JOE IS DATTING THE HOOKER HE FOUND WANDERING ON SECOND ST. AND FELL IN LOVE WITH!
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ sits down next to joe and nekio
Joe_Thê_High_Elven : alright, I'm out of this
¤Melian¤ : JOE IS OUT OF IT!
CirinTindomiel stares at Joe, "how could you....how COULD you?????"
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ grins happily
Joe_Thê_High_Elven replaces himself with a Joe ... fully dressed... blow up doll
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : joe looks a little different
CirinTindomiel slaps him...but he bounces back
¤Melian¤ : HE BOUNCES!
CirinTindomiel punches Nekio and runs out of the house
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : thats it! i'm going to go flirt with sam
¤Melian¤ : SHES GONNA FLIRT WITH SAM!
{{Earl, labeled as the idiot who has no idea what is going on begins to get attacked by Cherry who does her whoring thing and claims that they are in love. She pokes and prods him forcing him to confess that the loves her.}}
Chèrry : Tell me you love ME!
¤Melian¤ : YOUR THE ONLY ONE!
Earl_of_Valinor : wat ye saying cherry
¤Melian¤ : TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!
Chèrry : I'm saying your the one for me
Earl_of_Valinor : r u writing a book or sumthing?
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : earl.....i......i saw cherry with your brother's sister's uncle's wife's father's nephew's son......no wait....i saw her with each of them individually
Chèrry : I just have fixed my eyes on you...and they refuse to move
Earl_of_Valinor : huh? thats odd
Chèrry : I love you... TELL ME YOU LOVE ME! I LOVE YOU EARL... I LOVE YOU MORE
¤Melian¤ : EXTREAMLY DRAMITIC MUSIC!!!
Chèrry : He has the HEART of A HUMAN Arwen! You and i BOTH know that!
¤Melian¤ : ARWEN, THE HEART Of A HUMAN!
Chèrry : But Earl is MY TURE and ONLY love!
¤Melian¤ : ONLY LOVE!!!
Chèrry : Oh Earl, That night we had...It was the most remarkable thing ever! Earl, you remember that night oo, don't you?
¤Melian¤ : DO YOU REMEMBER?!
Earl_of_Valinor : no
Chèrry : The night you said you loved me? TELL ME AGAIN!
Earl_of_Valinor : wat?
Chèrry : TELL MEYOU LOVE ME!
Earl_of_Valinor : huh?
¤Melian¤ : HE DONT REMEMBER THAT NIGHT HE SAID HE LOVED HER!
Chèrry : You know you said it..you CAN'T DENY IT!
Earl_of_Valinor : wat did i said?
Chèrry : earl! Don't you love me? wHY HAVE THINGS CHANGED? IS IT... IS IT BECAUSE OF ARWEN??
Earl_of_Valinor : for the Love of God
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : its because of mE!
Chèrry : I THOUGHT isaw your wrist watch on the TV set! But I wasn't so sure...ARWEN !!! STEALING MY EARL FROM ME!
Chèrry : Chèrry : ¤Melian¤ : THE MIDGET HAS STOLEN CHERRY!
{{Due to Joes abandonment and cheating on Cirin, Deloriel admits Cirin to a mental institution, while Cirin endlessly mumbles about Joe and her precioussss in a creepy gollum fashion while staring blankly at the infront of her, and reaching her hands out grasping at the air needlessly. Del locks her in a padded cell, and proceeds to become a therapist while magically appearing in a lab coat. She proceeds to write down all of cirins actions and often asks her how things make her feel. Cirin begins to foam at the mouth. Deloriel gives her a fork for no apparent reason.
In a strange turn of events, Cirin breaks out of her cell and attacks Earl with the fork that Deloriel gives her as she goes randomely on an insane killing spree. Cherry reacts by jumping in slow motion infront of Earl to save him. Deloriel continues taking notes on everyones actions while over analyzing them, still with a menacingly pleased look on her face at the drama. Arwen begins to suspect she is the soap operas ratings moderator, or perhaps a producer. Several suspicious glances are shot back and forth. As we resume with the story, our heros begin to meet their doom, we see Cherry continuing with the slow mo..}}
Chèrry : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CirinTindomiel looks up in slow mo
CirinTindomiel : whaaaaaaaaaaaa.....?
Chèrry say nooooooooooooooooo in slow motion and really Low
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : NOOOOOOOOOOO!
CirinTindomiel looks up at Cherry and gets out her fork
Chèrry :Earl! I LOVE YOU!
CirinTindomiel ...Cherry falls into her fork
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : seems as though high elves turn to cannibalism when depressed
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ writes this down
CirinTindomiel stares at Cherry....amazed
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ pulls the fork out of cirin's hand
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : may i please study this?
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ doesn't wait for an answer and takes the fork
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : i knew you wouldn't mind
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : cherry, could you tell me how to factor this here equation
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ whispers to tin head and points to cherry's wound
¤Ðeloriel¤§ilverleaf¤ : you might wanna fix that
Chèrry : Its alright RINY!
CirinTindomiel : but....how ?
Årw£ÑËvêѧtá® : does it really matter everyone? I say we all go out for a low fat decaf mocha cappuchino and a salad watch all our troubles float away. Because thats how it is whenthe middle earth turns
{{They all go out for cappuchinos and everything seems to be right again in the world. That is all for this installment of "As the middle earth turns" DUN DUN DUN}}
¤Melian¤ : THE SOAP HAS ENDED (corney music) |
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