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If you have any sort of complaint that has nothing to do with this service at all, but has to do with your computer, call the number for whatever internet service you have and tell them everything that is going on with it, when it started, how old you are, when you bought your computer, if you're single or not, what your phone number is, and the consultant will give you all the info you've ever wanted and your dreams will come true!
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If you have any other sort of problems, call the numbers on the right side of your screen and one of them might work. If one doesnt work, try the next one, and then the next if that one doesnt work. You may be given an intelligence test and may also have to wait from 4 to 8 hours to get any sort of answer. We here at TinCan Productions are not responsible for any sort of malfunction, fire, or total destruction of your computer that may occur after calling the numbers to your right. Please follow all instructions the best you can follow and stick to your gut if they dont work.
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